Ditch the Dating Apps – Your Couch is Calling! Find True Love (or at Least a Good Laugh) in Date Everything!

Tired of swiping left? Ghosted one too many times? Well, toss those dating apps in the trash (or, you know, delete them responsibly) because Date Everything is here to revolutionize the game of love! When a mysterious gift transforms your mundane life into a dating extravaganza, get ready to embrace the unexpected! That's right, your house is suddenly brimming with potential partners, each more quirky, charming, and downright bizarre than the last. Forget Tinder, you'll be on "Timber" as you navigate a world where your couch could be your soulmate and your toaster might just be "toast" over you!

Get Ready to Date EVERYTHING!

• 100 Dateable Characters – Because You Deserve Options! We're talking a smorgasbord of potential paramours! From your sassy smartphone to your surprisingly philosophical refrigerator, each object in your home has a personality (and maybe a hidden agenda…). Will you fall for the seductive whispers of your vintage record player or find solace in the warm embrace of your weighted blanket?
• Fully Voice Acted - Because Even Inanimate Objects Deserve a Voice (and Some Seriously Good Line Delivery!): Prepare to be charmed, surprised, and maybe a little weirded out as each dateable object comes to life with the help of an all-star cast of voice actors. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard your coffee maker profess their undying love (or threaten to scald you with lukewarm coffee if you don't text back!).
• Branching Narratives – Because Love is Never a Straight Line (Especially When Your Partner is a Lava Lamp): With multiple branching narratives and at least three unique endings per character, Date Everything offers endless possibilities for romantic (and often hilarious) outcomes. Will you find true love, forge lasting friendships, or make some enemies along the way? The choice is yours (and maybe also your sentient houseplant's...).
• Puns Galore! – Because What's Love Without a Little Laughter (and a Dad Joke or Two)?: Get ready to groan with delight as Date Everything throws puns at you faster than a rogue Roomba! This game embraces its absurdity, and the result is a laugh-out-loud experience that’s as charming as it is unpredictable.

Date Everything is the perfect antidote to the soul-crushing world of modern dating. It's silly, it's surprising, and it just might make you look at your household objects in a whole new light!